msftsalien:

This is my goal in life. If I get married at Disneyland just know it’s until death do us part. This marriage will be legit

msftsalien:

This is my goal in life. If I get married at Disneyland just know it’s until death do us part. This marriage will be legit

hannahwhoisntabanana:

A conversation with a seven year old.

(Source: halo-cult)

(Source: liguid)

supersmashkev:

been a long day 

supersmashkev:

been a long day 

blendablelion:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg

troyesivan:

the moments when you realise how insecure you actually are are the worst moments

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(Source: shuhannazy)

(Source: ilysmdisney)